Welcome traveler. Sorry, my blog is taking a nap. I'll get around to fixing it... eventually. Right now, I'm rethinking my life and career choices while doing the Shikoku Pilgrimage (四国遍路) in Japan.
If you are sitting there thinking, 'Wow, this is wildly unprofessional. One single HTML file for the homepage of a professional technologist? I was really hoping for a showcase of 20 MiB of flashy animated JavaScript bloatware,' please feel free to submit your formal complaints to august@augustguidry.com.
Or, you could cry about it to your mom. Your call.